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written by August — October 9, 2007

#49: My Nut Allergies

Seriously you guys, they're really bad.

I can't eat peanuts, or almonds, or cashews, or anything.

I saw this tv show once where this nerdy guy was allergic to peanuts so a bully stuck some in his sandwich and he wound up in the hospital! And I was like OMG that could soooooo happen to me. 'Cause like you know Kara and Ashleigh would try to poison me with nuts (don't tell them I said that though!)

Once when I was a little kid my brownie leader made me eat a peanut butter sandwich (I said I couldn't but she just thought I was being contrary and said she would tell my mom and I wouldn't be able to go to day camp if I didn't) so I ate it and my face swelled up like a chipmunk.

I could have for real DIED you guys.

OMG while I was writing this Blake came in and said, "LOL you're going to write on the internet that you can't have nuts in your mouth?" And I was like, "yeah not like you, who has nuts in his mouth 24/7." And then he got pissy and he's down in my basement watching Degrassi and talking to my mom.

I should go make sure he's not mad, he's my ride to school tomorrow.

August October 9, 2007
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