- Popcorn. Air popped. 12 pieces (god I'm so fat).
- 17 Parliament cigarettes
- Three of the corners off a S'mores Pop Tart (frosting, blech)
- 21/3 gummy worms (with the sugar rinsed off)
- 1 stem honeysuckle (for nostalgia's sake, thanks Katherine)
- Bag of Sun Chips from vending machine near chem lab (Note: you owe Jones 65 cents.)
- Approx one oz. tears
- Half a sheet of college rule notebook paper (eaten to hide dad's new address from mom)
- 3 Tylenol PMs
- 10 Diet Sam's Choice colas
- Like two puffs of a joint (no, Sara, I still hate it)
- 1 bug (accidental, look up calories)
- Two pistachio nutmeats
- Big Red, 21/2 sticks
- 2 fingernails (thumb, pinkie)
- Anywhere from 10-20 macaroni noodles (NO. Willpower.)
- One and one-half Nutter Butters (why do I do this)
- A bite off the top of my chapstick (just to get me through the afternoon)
- Mouthful of toothpaste (no time to brush)
- Half a french fry (found in the change compartment of my car)