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**Online Host: You have entered the Fashion Bug Store 877 Chatroom** |
 | Lorraine_Over_Me: Oh my gosh, you guys, did you see what they just opened up at the mall?
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 | ColleenAllCars: YES
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 | Goinbackto_Callie: i don't know who the hell they are expecting is going to shop at a Hollister in this shitty town
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| ColleenAllCars: seriously
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| Lorraine_Over_Me: I don't know, you guys, Hollister has some pretty cute stuff.
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| ColleenAllCars: ya if you're like super anorexic maybe lol
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| Goinbackto_Callie: or if you fell into a pile of money and want to buy obnoxious clothes
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| Lorraine_Over_Me: :-\ You guys are really negative.
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| Goinbackto_Callie: have you ever been in a hollister? those bitches look at you like you're scum
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| Lorraine_Over_Me: I don't know if it's as bad as all that...
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| | **Online Host: Elliott_Ness has entered the chat**
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| | **Online Host: Ronnie_On_Empty has entered the chat**
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 | Elliott_Ness: lol see? i told you, veronica!
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 | Ronnie_On_Empty: haha omg how laaaammmmme!
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| Goinbackto_Callie: what the fuck
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: omg it smells like crotch in here! lol
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| Elliott_Ness: lol
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| Elliott_Ness: omg it's more like fashion FUG
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: ahahahhahahah
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| ColleenAllCars: uh, can we help you ladies?
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| Elliott_Ness: yeah, uh, can you show me where i can buy a quadruple-x mumuu?
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: yeah can you show me where i can get some shitty jewelry? what's that you say? EVERYWHERE?
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| Goinbackto_Callie: who the hell are you bitches??
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| Elliott_Ness: your worst fucking nightmare, you fat BITCH
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: tell 'em, vanessa!
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| Elliott_Ness: i don't know if you hags noticed, but there's a new store in town. one that DOESN'T smell like the inside of my grandmother's purse.
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| ColleenAllCars: Oh my god, are you guys from Hollister?
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: hahaha you better believe it, slut
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| ColleenAllCars: >:o
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| Elliott_Ness: we just came by to tell you bitches to kiss our asses
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: and to tell you that you guys are never allowed to set foot in our store
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| Goinbackto_Callie: why don't you whores get the fuck out of here??
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| Elliott_Ness: oh, we're going. wouldn't want to break up your little muff-diving party or whatever the fuck.
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: are you coming, lorraine?
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| Goinbackto_Callie: :-O
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| ColleenAllCars: :-O
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| Lorraine_Over_Me: ...
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| ColleenAllCars: w-w-what??
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| Goinbackto_Callie: lorraine? ....how...COULD you? :*(
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| Lorraine_Over_Me: I...I'm sorry, guys, it's just...I applied when I saw they were opening the store and...and they paid more and gave me a schedule that worked around my night classes and...
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| Ronnie_On_Empty: come ON, lorraine! we're LEAVING
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| Lorraine_Over_Me: I swear I didn't know, girls! I didn't knooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
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| Elliott_Ness: /cackles
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| | **Online Host: Elliott_Ness and Ronnie_On_Empty have left the chat, and have taken Lorraine_Over_Me with them, somehow**
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| ColleenAllCars: oh, no. oh no, oh no
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| Goinbackto_Callie: oh it is fucking on now |
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